Revolutionary Reckoning

Congratulations, Comrade: The State Has Read Every Single One of Your 'Late Stage Capitalism' Tweets and Would Like to Discuss Your Landlord Income

Five years of posting about exploitation while collecting rent checks creates quite the paper trail. The Central Committee's investigation file makes for fascinating reading, and they'd like to schedule a chat.

Jun 13, 2026

Ten Van Lifers Who Wanted to Abolish Private Property Have Some Thoughts Now That the State Has Abolished Their Van

These digital nomads spent years advocating for collective ownership of all private property. The State listened—and now their custom sprinter vans are hauling fertilizer in the Urals.

Apr 7, 2026

From 'Eat The Rich' To 'Please Don't Make Me Gut Fish': A Marxist's Emotional Collapse, Documented

She had the tote bag. She had the hammer-and-sickle earrings. She had a Substack called 'Soft Praxis.' What Brianna did not have was any idea that 'seizing the means of production' would eventually put her inside a fish processing plant at 5am on a Tuesday. Walk with us through the stages.

Mar 11, 2026